When we were on holiday, Malcolm couldn't understand why I took a photo of this sign
There were two reasons -
1: I'm surprised that the 'Toon Army' hasn't told the locals how to spell 'Geordie' (if you don't understand that, leave me a comment and I'll send you the explanation!!)
2: This is not my idea of a torrent !!
Oh dear, I don't blame you for groaning, those were terrible 'jokes'!!