Every year on holiday, Malcolm dreams of setting sail (just keep dreaming dear!), perhaps in a boat like this
or like this
when we had a stroll round the marina he was smitten with this one
but I suggested this fixer-upper might be more in his price range
or maybe even this one!
I took a photo of this boat two years ago, hoping that it was an omen for the upcoming independence referendum ........ and of course it was, as a majority of us decided that we were indeed better together
ok, I admit it, these two men were so casual as they zipped in to the quayside that I wanted them to fall out of the boat!
I wouldn't mind if we had a boat and just kept it moored in this lovely setting
one of these beauties would do - especially if it came complete with handsome young crewmen, in smart white uniforms, to pour me a glass of perfectly chilled wine, and cook me delightful meals
but Malcolm would probably sail off, and leave me with this one (which has been sitting in a corner of the marina for years!)